If you’re a patron of a reviewed restaurant and you want to comment feel free to comment on the blog pages. I will not respond to general emails with disagreements, questions or comments.
If you’re a business owner who wants an honest uninfluenced undercover review of your restaurant send me an email by clicking on the below envelope link: and I’ll visit your restaurant. 
You wont know when, but you’ll receive an honest review. I’ll notify you via email when your review will post on this website, on Instagram, and on Facebook. All reviews will be posted to all three locations.
Each business will receive a score of 1 to 5, with 5 being the best most outstanding experienc, value, and quality and overall impression; 1 being the worst.
Each review will be on a scale of 1-5 and will include:
  • Atmosphere
  • Service
  • Quaity of Food/Drink
  • Value for your money
  • Overall Impression (average of the above)

On request I will revisit your restaurant for review, only after 3 months or more from the last review. This should give ample time to deal with any negative issues that are discovered in my initial review. After that, if your score does not improve, I will review again and likely will never visit again.

There are way to many great restaurants and life is too short to eat bad food or accept bad service.


Unknown Food Critic